Third Eye Views

I’m talking about someone I know and I want to warn my readers to be aware of, and stay away from other self-righteous, holier-than-thou, self-loathing and know-every-damn-thing bitches.  You know those people who are so good at bullshitting, they can actually explain why the sky is blue?!  Now if you don’t know what to look for, I’ve provided a warning list below.  Look out for these characteristics and if you meet someone with one or more of these characteristics, run like hell!  These are the type of folks I’m speaking of:

1. Those who have such a tough exterior, but are nothing but insecure mush on the inside.
2. Those who claim they never cheat, but stay in over-lapping relationships.
3. Those who can clearly see others mistakes and mishaps, yet have blurred vision when looking at their own.
4. Those who pretend to walk on water, but know damn well they are falling down a flight of stairs.
5. Those who stay ‘getting money’, but are always broke when it’s time to go out.
6. Those who are worried about their ‘image’, yet are not even on the status of a local celebrity.
7. Those who stay talking shit but are never doing shit.
8. Those who pretend to be one step ahead of everyone else, but are actually 5 steps behind.
9. Those who borrow money & never pay it back, yet tell you that you’ve never helped them with anything.
10. Those who when told about the problems they have listed above, they tell you “too late, I’ve already solved them!”

And if you happen to have one or more of these characteristics, please start some fucking introspection and start watching “Iylana: Fix My Life” because you have some work to do.